I don’t like using my dad’s bathroom because I’m not that into watching myself poop.
i thought your face was embroidered on a hand towel
if you plug your headphones into a hole in tree you can hear tree thoughts. stuff like “birds live in my hair” “water is my favorite” “the sun is my boyfriend”
"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills
is that a red velvet
Crying bc to perfect
“no homo,” i whisper, pulling back from the microscope in front of me. the gene is heterozygous. i am a scientist
This baby owl hit our window. Gave us this look the whole time - Imgur
YOUR FORCEFIELD DISPLEASES ME
AS DOES YOUR INTERIOR DECORATING
Best. Sentence. Ever. Always reblog.
Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk
i swear i tried not to reblog this.
yes, im straight
yes, im a christian
yes, I love my gay best friend
I dont like her sin, cuz it leads to death
but i love her cuz shes awesome
I want to show her that not all christian judge by peoples sins
some are like Christ and love beyond them